wats goin on

there r sum peculiar beings every1 must have encountered......one of them r
characterized by the following - male,height abt 5ft,dark wheatish
complexion,similar faces across d whole species,intellectually
challenged,unkempt even when washed,flaunting unknown
brands,origin:villages,destiantion:big cities to make big bucks,like to ogle
at every known female species,males prefer to walk hand in hand wid each
other,bachelors,low end knowledge of high end cel phones they flaunt,a
penchant to talk at the top of their voices,no respect for privacy,downright
outrageous,self concious to d core,hairstyles to give a gorrila a run fr
their money,will smoke by the day as if their respnsible fr global
warming,will drink by the night as if baap ke paas bahut paisa hain,like to
ape the east which has already foregone its beaty by aping the west.....so
imagine the result,study is fr lesser mortals......they were born to
work....buzinesh,red is a bright colour.......so paint the town wid it,also
every member of this species turns a gentleman(read as ambani ka beta) on
seeing a female(this occurs if they are alone or less in number.....when
travelling in groups they forego of such gentleness........they decide to let
their intentions known(sic)...)so basically this specie is one specie which is better off in the rain
forest.

BREAKING NEWS

i m finally sic of these news channels.......does ne1 remember the
show...MAGIC'S GREATEST SECRET'S REVEALED..(those of you who dont time to
wake up).....the show is all about how magic tricks are performed.....they
show everything about how the trick is done......well dis news channel picks
up a trick form a particular episode.......n then it shows how the magician
"fooled" the audience......it brags about how they apparently "discovered"
how the trick was done.....wats the matter wid these guys??????....i mean the
show was abt how the trick was done.....so wat did the channel do in
this.....are we so lame as audiences that we are not bound to notice
this....or is it that we are fools......i hav lost faith in the news channels
completely......