Monday, July 5, 2010

HALT!!!!!!!!!!!

it takes a day of striking to make the people realize that we are indeed a democracy....as a matter of fact the world's largest democracy.....with opinions so diverse that it is no more yin or yang....no more heads or tails....its more like throwing a infinite-sided dice.....whatever the result there are always enough people to back it up.....what strikes the most in this strike is the desecration of time....its one thing to waste our own time....but to waste the time of the whole country.....its a crime altogether.....nevertheless opinions rarely matter where sentiments rule....we are what we are.....and we are proud of it.......for the people,by the people,of the people.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

leben

for those who have not yet guessed the topic yet "leben" stands for life (in german).....
life is like the jabulani....very unpredictable.....you never know which way it's gonna turn.....maybe it might turn into a boomerang someday and come back right into your face....kick it as u like it....try as much as much as you want to put it in the right spot....u will rarely succeed......
there are various types of people......some are like the strikers.....always ready to extend themselves,attack n mess up a proper defense.....then there are the mid-fielders.....always on the sidelines but ready to grab some limelight when the time comes......very essential to any setup......then there are the defenders.....they rarely have any time to live their own life.....their own life is spent in the fight to prevent others form messing it up......then comes the goalie.....he is the perfect loner.......the audience is nothing but other people who are always ready to overlook their own mistakes and blow up yours.......they have the perfect weapon for it.....the vuvuzela....the buzzing sound is enough to make you pull your hair in frustration.....they say the world is a stage......so is football....

Monday, May 10, 2010

disappearing pens

here is something we have all gone through but are too careless to notice or even think about it.......the title says it all.....everyone has lost pens at some time or the other........what concerns me is that where do all these lost pens disappear......if the law of conservation of energy says that energy cannot be destroyed and it reappears at some other point then there should be law of conservation of pens implying that pens do reappear at some other point.....the rate at which everyone keeps buying pens and the rate at which they lose them concerns me.....the sheer quantity of these lost pens is too large to ignore.....i have propounded a number of theories to explain this.....some of which are as under
1.>the human race is after all as foolish as its seems - losing is a habit and searching for is a pain
2.>i smell mutiny afoot......some megalomaniac is planning a WMD (weapon of mass destruction) whose main raw material is the humble pen.....now since he is in severe shortage of funds he has resorted to stealing them and we are fooled into believing that we have lost them
3.>ET returns......they have finally decided that we are too great to take head on......so as a way of inflicting some damage upon us they have resorted to stealing pens.....
4.>some entrepreneur has finally hit upon a brilliant idea........lets accumulate all the pens possible and then when the world needs them make a fortune of of selling them.......
5.>unknown to us pens offer a portal to another dimension through which the dark lord is trying to enter our world......so young shadeslayer has taken it upon himself to destroy all such portals.....
6.>yoda has found that pens are actually light sabers......and the force is strong within all of us......so that explains the disappearing pens.....
7.>his highness the lord itch-maniac has discovered that pens offer a convenient way to itch in those unreachable places.....so he has directed his lessors to steal all pens possible.......
8.>some political party has decided that since pens have no religion they have no use in this world.......so all members have been instructed to annihilate all pens possible on sight ......

so here in fond memory of all those lost pens who are now wandering in the darkness........let our prayer be the pole star.....in the hope that those lost return home........RIP

Monday, May 3, 2010

observations

now its time to to take randomization to a new level.....couple of things i observed.....couple of things i failed to observe....but all -in- all in the end i did observe......which is the point in this case....coming to the point......ever come across a question u hav no answer to.....or rather u never even knew the question existed....on fine day u stumble across it and then u realise that all is not what it seems.....well if this was not enough.....hav you ever been so hopeless so as to find an answer for it.....as if an unknown question was not enough now ur put up to the task of finding an answer for that....the whole quest seems so futile....the very foundation of it seems to be built on a marshland......so its then upto one to either drown in the marsh or move on and march.....so then thats it...another stone in the steps to randomization.....

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman
If I'm alive and well, will you be
There holding my hand
I'll keep you by my side with
My superhuman might
Kryptonite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. (3 doors down)

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

it's all a game to me

THE ACE OF SPADES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is the next random post in the history of random posts.......lame as it may sound do try to search for a meaning underneath all this crap........hope u do find something credible.......and if you do please do tell me coz im as lost as you are now......now i do know what is bothering your mind and i would write it here but then you surely do not want me to blurt it all out.......or do you????? at this point you are surely thinking who this "you" refers to.......but then stop.....think for a moment.....that "you" is actually you......

what if i say im not like the others
what if i say im not just another one of you plays
UR THE PRETENDER
what if i say i will never surrender