Tuesday, November 27, 2007

its a news i saw last night

d matter below is purely imaginary..............any coincidence to a news channel is intentional and intended............
Scene 1:osama's den

terrorist head:we need 2 gather information on tihar jail......

terririst 1:for dat we will need 2 send sum1 to india to check out the tihar jail........

(guns fire.....)enter terrorist 2

terrorist 2:wat r u discussing????????????

th:we r discussing how 2 release our friends from tihar jail????????we plan 2 send sum1.....

t2:ru nuts...............just spread sum rumour dat sum1 has already reached india 2 check tihar out......n see wat happens.........

Scene 2:news room
BEAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
news reader:we have just received information dat a terrorist has arrived in india to check out security arrangements at tihar jail in order to release their fellow terrorists................reporter can u tel us sumthing about the case.....

reporter(outside tihar jail):(in typical reporter style)yes .........it is true sum1 has arrived to check out tihar......i would like to tell viwers about d security arrangements here...........dey have a 3-tier security system.........[and den he goes on to explain the security arrangements replete with graphics]

Scene 3:osama's den

t2:(switches of the TV......fires sum shots in d air)it was dat easy................

so friends cheers 2 our news channels............did sum1 tell curiosity killed d cat?????????think abt it.......

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