game of IT

in the game of IT, you go onsite or you dont.

there is only one god. and that god is the client. and what do we tell him when he wants to go live. NOT TODAY.

the deadline is coming.

there is only one rule when fighting with the client. stick them with the documentation.

a programmer always hides his bugs.

people in support are the nights watch. sworn to protect the realm from the client.

in IT there is -
a khaleesi. suddenly cracks something difficult by luck. has no clue what to do next.
a tyrion. smartass who doesnt do any work.
a ned. given everything and somehow ends up fuckin it up.
a cersei. sleeps around to move up.
a jamie. can do the work but acts smart.
a varys. gossip mongerer.knows all about the team.
a baelish. tries to do everything.
a pycelle. reports all team gossip to the lead.
a viserys. reveals that his aim is to only go onsite too soon. gets fucked.
a tywin. knows everything but is heady with power.
a theon. suddenly forgets his role in the team. gets fucked.
a stannis. suddenly change their skillset.
a bran. smart guy who catches the lead in the act. gets kicked out. plays it cool awaiting his time.
a catelyn. has no idea what to do. just plays along.
a arya. gets ridiculed. gets into a kickass skillset. kicks ass.
a sansa. realises too late its the wrong project.
a drogon. some small time startup that burts onto the scene and kicks some ass.
a rob. hard worker who is given reponsibilty and messes it up.
a shae. silently moves up from testing into dev.
a hodor. hodor.
a bron. does the work, gets money.
a robert. pokes the management and gets fucked.
a jon snow. knows nothing.